I found this old email and thought we could all use a laugh!
(You can’t read these and stay in a bad mood!)
How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
A Stick.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Sinko..
What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk..
What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
Why Did Pilgrims’ Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
What’s The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang!
Whack.
How Are a Texas Tornado And an Arkansas Divorce The Same?
Somebody’s Gonna Lose A Trailer
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(Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile!)
adriana pridemore 