So my daughter says to me, “Mom, my life is like a freezer, cold and steamy.”
I said, “Really? You mean it is full of everything you want?”
She thought about it and restated, “Mom, freezers are like housewives.”
“Um, are you calling me frigid?” I asked.
“NO! I meant hard working and under appreciated!”
“I love you too, sweetie.”
adriana pridemore 
Quick thinking Princess xxx