1. If you get up and put on a dress just to feel good about yourself, you WILL get called into work and have to change.
2. If you fix your hair, the wind will blow ridiculously hard.
3. Someone in the family will throw up just after you’ve cleaned.
4. Your spouse will be transferred somewhere for a long period of time just when you have learned to live with him again.
5. When you put something somewhere to keep it safe, you will forget where it is.